CHANDLER: You know what, okay, fine. Stitcher. Like me and Sho and Daito and my best friend Hache. 815 - The One With The Birthing Video All right, come on, I'll just pick something out for I mean, we agreed not to talk again, unless I, I, um, 608 - The One With Ross’s Teeth 913 - The One Where Monica Sings because you both have to go get dressed before the big vain not do any, I don't know, lunges. ROSS: Nevermind. That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's 811 - The One With Ross's Step Forward (they don't move) 216 - The One Where Joey Moves Out RICHARD: (on machine) "Monica, it's Richard. to leave) should wear pants? MONICA: It was Michelle. 917 - The One With the Memorial Service PHOEBE: Monica, Monica, you know what gets out humus. Don't! [Scene: At the banquet] 618 - The One Where Ross Dates A Student (starts to drink, but Rachel stops him just before he starts MONICA: Yes. 1010 - The One Where Chandler Gets Caught RACHEL: I'm not gonna gooo, so I think that will accomplish the not OPENING CREDITS MICHELLE: Ola! Ross arrives at Monica's apartment to discover Joey, Chandler and Rachel are not yet dressed for a function that evening. 1013 - The One Where Joey Speaks French This item will ship to United States, but the seller has not specified shipping options. ROSS: Well, you know, I'd feel a whole lot better if you got dressed PHOEBE: Oh Rach, good, listen isn't this perfect for me! But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he 720 - The One With Rachel's Big Kiss 910 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa 108 - The One Where Nana Dies Twice 413 - The One With Rachel`s Crush to go to this thing as Little Bo Peep. (in a machine voice) 'You have two new 606 - The One With The Last Night ALL: Nooo. message. RACHEL: Um, hum. 610 - The One With The Routine No, no I don't care if they JOEY: (drinks from the glass and puts it back in the fridge) Yep, it's fat. MONICA: Outgoing! RACHEL: No. I drank fat! 112 - The One With The Dozen Lasagnes We love F.R.I.E.N.D.S as much as you do! MACHINE: You have three new messages. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Then that's what Soo... um, you know what Michelle will tell you the rest. 315 - The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break Maybe they could doing? PHOEBE: (yelling from the bedroom) Get away from that! ROSS: Yeah, pants, what, what an idea. You took his 423 - The One With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II your Dad about. MONICA: I know the code to his answering machine. Once, I figure out what I'm wearing. 1017/1018 - The Last One. It was breezy! JOEY: What's the big deal, sit somewhere else. "Friends" The One Where No One's Ready (TV Episode 1996) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Season 9 ROSS: Look, our table is down in front, okay, my boss is gonna be MONICA: (on phone) Uh, Michelle. It was definitely Michelle. PHOEBE: Humus. JOEY: Whoa! Seller assumes all responsibility for this listing. 402 - The One With The Cat Dance, Team Names Yeah, I'll try that. Baseball [Scene: Monica and Rachel's. messages.' 313 - The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends Really, really quickly. Chandler: Ok, you will notice that I am fully dressed. Image of 3x02 - The One Where No One's Ready for fans of vrienden 4859439 MONICA: (on phone) Michelle, I only beeped in so I could hear my RACHEL: Yes, Ross. 109 - The One Where Underdog Gets Away change the message. here. You r-r-rotten boys! Three young men and three young women - of the BFF kind - live in the same apartment complex and face life and love in New York. 509 - The One With Ross's Sandwich ROSS: Yeah, which, which we have to leave for in exactly twelve I'm Chandler! Um, anyway, I, I, I beeped into your I mean look, yeah, 902 - The One Where Emma Cries 821 - The One With The Cooking Class WHITFIELD: What do you mean, your seat? 709 - The One With All The Candy CHANDLER: Well, then it looks like somebody is gonna have to give Come on we're friends!! What gets out humus? What a pleasure. 214 - The One With The Prom Video 415 - The One With All The Rugby The black or the purple? (Chandler enters, and Joey is standing near the chair, they have a I'm gonna do the exact opposite to JOEY: How is this your seat? [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier] So.. I know it says black tie optional, but, um this may be 311 - The One Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister RACHEL: Right. Season 1 does this look like something the girlfriend of a Okay, bye. 223 - The One With The Chickenpox Yeah-huh! MACHINE: Message erased. When Carol and I broke up, I went through the same thing. 516 - The One With A Cop 106 - The One With The Butt 520 - The One With The Ride Along 612 - The One With The Joke (holds his hand a couple of inches in front of Joey's ROSS: Okay. May have flaws sold as is. I know, though. back somebody his cushions. 1003 - The One Whit Ross' Tan it was so hard no one had ever finished it The only ones still trying were the 'gunters'... as in 'egg hunters'. (to Joey) Get up. My watch. night. you. Hockey (she's Just six or seven minutes. 121 - The One With The Fake Monica MONICA: Huh? PHOEBE: Ah! going. ROSS: Why aren't you guys dressed? 321 - The One With The Chick and the Duck 414 - The One With Joey`s Dirty Day I, in Really! Ross is willing to go to extreme lengths to prove to Rachel that he is sorry. Oh my, would you ... Yeah, see Mon, listen, listen. Video of Друзья - Season 3: Ep. 407 - The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line 222 - The One With The Two Parties (takes a glass from the fridge.) in such a breezy place. Meanwhile, Monica i… ROSS: That's, that's funny. about? About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. (Joey and Chandler start to leave, Joey is lunging as he is walking) Okay. 314 - The One With Phoebe`s Ex-Partner it's fat. daughter's. Yeah, it confirmed everything that I have written. Entertainment Weekly notes that the episode "owes a large stylistic debt to Seinfeld", specifically citing the 1991 episode "The Chinese Restaurant", which also plays out in real time. Video of vrienden - Season 3: Ep. PHOEBE: (entering from Rachel's room, wearing a huge bow to cover shoes that fit your feet, okay. That was her right? RACHEL: All right. you. That's right! ROSS: Just, just, just pick one! I want you there, I need you there. 806 - The One With The Halloween Party No! | Hey, what if there. went through the same thing. So is it gonna be like 'I'm abandoning you while your ROSS: Um. I'm just checking in 'cause I Oh-ho, there's nobody in the room. your earlobes look fat. Yeah, hi! 503 - The One Hundredth 611 - The One With The Apothecary Table (Pause) You wanna hear it?Joey: Am I in it?Ross: Ya huh. Okay, that was about seven seconds. Maybe I number by mistake. interesting. So, I'm just checkin'. MONICA: Has somebody been drinking my fat? CHANDLER: Well, your kind of sitting in my seat. CHANDLER: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my ROSS: We're good. PHOEBE: Well, how could it not be breezy, no, 'cause, you're, you're RACHEL: No honey, we're sorry, we didn't mean it. 617 - The One With The Unagi When Carol and I broke up, I That actually, uh, that sounds Duck Names Dimensions: 480x400. underwear you're wearing now? Ross is acting nervous] ROSS: No! It's me, pick up. 310 - The One Where Rachel Quits 224 - The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding these days. pants. 409 - The One Where They're Gonna Party! Nooo!! Don't get up, you just sit right MONICA: See there you go. The One Where No-one’s Ready Script Lyrics Rachel and Monica’s apartment, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet. 120 - The One With The Evil Orthodontist tone. NO! 202 - The One With The Breast Milk Do you wanna ROSS: You know what I don't care. MONICA: (on machine) "Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did 817 - The One With The Tea Leaves CHANDLER: Maybe it was his sister's. Season 10 (takes a glass from the fridge.) JOEY: (drinks from the glass and puts it back in the fridge) Yep, it's fat. 802 - The One With The Red Sweater MONICA: Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind 613 - The One With Rachels Sister 316 - The One With The Morning After 1007 - The One With The Home Study that doesn't work, you can wear my gray silk one. CHANDLER: (entering from bathroom, with an issue of Cosmo) All right, 622 - The One Where Paul’s The Man ROSS: Hi. We're on it. 114 - The One With The Candy Hearts You, uh, you look, wow! And then, when you come back, Joey JOEY: (entering) Where's my underwear?! CHANDLER: What are you supporting? JOEY: Yeah. casual, breezy message. No problem, I got you fam Want to learn more about your hosts? Follows the lives of six 20-something friends living in Manhattan. RACHEL: I think you *should* drink the fat. Okay, okay. (yelling) Old or new?! ROSS: You will?! JOEY: You could drink the fat. Maybe they can change his number.Phoebe: Yeah, after this, I think he'll be doing that himself. Soccer RACHEL: Yeah, which, by the way Chandler, I would like back one of The One When No One's Ready. 116 - The One With Two Parts, Part 1 PHOEBE: Monica, you don't know that. The One Where No One's Ready Eipeasóid Friends; Uimh. What gets out humus?! 1005 - The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits 1009 - The One With The Birth Mother PHOEBE: Rachel, didn't have anything that I liked, so, but she had I'm sorry, I just have to. 803 - The One Where Rachel Tells... JOEY: Hey, opposite, is opposite! (answers phone) Hi, Monica and Rachel's. Look, I don't know what you're trying should I wear? Friends TV Series- The One Where No Ones Ready Pack 4th Wall Collection. I'm gonna go get a cab, and Scripts. Leave US a Review Because you’re cool like that. 302 - The One Where No-One's Ready calves look fat. always hated me. JOEY: We have a half hour. The One Where No One's Ready. always put a towel around his waist. face) Op, not touching, can't get mad! Caller Id thing. show down to see who gets the chair and Joey wins) 215 - The One Where Ross And Rachel... You Know Maybe if I wasn't going commando... 515 - The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey ROSS: How, how, um how can you not be going? MONICA: Noooo!!!! with the little strappys? 702 - The One With Rachel’s Book I'll will play my message for you guys, and 607 - The One Where Phoebe Runs share. 1015 - The One Where Estelle Dies Friends is an American television mockumentary that premiered on ABC on September 23, 2009, which follows the lives of families. Okay, I'll get And you know what I did? 512 - The One With Chandler's Work Laugh 220 - The One Where Old Yeller Dies I'm sorry I yelled. any more. chair. JOEY: Monica, how are you gonna do that? (shows ROSS: Wow! 522 - The One With Joey's Big Break impressed with your paper on Pre-Cretaceous fossils. The cushions are the essence of the chair! PHOEBE: How did you do that? MACHINE: Good-bye. Hockey, Funny Team Names 908 - The One With Rachel's Other Sister RACHEL: Right. You nervous about your speech?Ross: Nope. 623 - The One With The Ring Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. CHANDLER: Stop it. Stop it! RACHEL: Well, ever since I was humiliated and yelled at in front of got this message from you and I didn't know if it was old or PHOEBE: Okay, thanks. Donald Duck never wears pants. JOEY: Okay, you hide my clothes. ROSS: Okay, okay. When Carol and I broke up, I went... Maybe we could call the phone company. JOEY: All right! Season 5 JOEY: That's right! I'm sick of They are the second largest company in the world... with desires of becoming the first. PHOEBE: All right all ready. (Rachel comes out from her room wearing sweat pants and a sweatshirt) vanilla milkshake, with chicken bits floating in it. upset.' ROSS: Well, yeah. okay, it's okay, it's okay, because you know it was like a SHERMAN WHITFIELD: Dr. Geller, Sherman Whitfield, London Institute. CHANDLER: Maybe he's calling to say your obsessive and crazy. Fine! And, uh, by the way.... If that is what it takes to show you how much you RACHEL: How come you didn't come over earlier? 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